Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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