Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She announced her abortion via fbk
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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