Me. At least after what I've been through.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think I sprained my soul last night
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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