their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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