Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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