youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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