Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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