But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this boner is exhausting
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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