Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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