I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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