This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize
