Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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