is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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