I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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