I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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