im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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