he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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