oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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