woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
