Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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