A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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