Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
