You can't motorboat a personality
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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