Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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