Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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