This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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