i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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