just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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