You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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