You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I need a hoe opinion
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