Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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