She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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