If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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