I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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