Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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