all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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