Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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