its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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