I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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