he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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