Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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