I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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