I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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