DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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