haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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