Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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