Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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