He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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