Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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