# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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