Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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