I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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