Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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