similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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