i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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