Dual....:-)
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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