Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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