i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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